love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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