i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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