When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
he was CRYING into my vagina
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So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
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