So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Let's paint friendship bongs
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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