If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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