After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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