this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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