Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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