Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
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But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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