i barfeds in our rink
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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