Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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