After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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