Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
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Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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