Barsexuality is the new black.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
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You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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