I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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