I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
the gays at disneyland are vicious
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
