This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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