Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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