Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
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Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
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Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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