Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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