I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
She bit a glass in half.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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