whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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