She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
someone owes me an orgasm
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I will be naked everywhere
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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