3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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