gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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