do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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