The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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