I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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