i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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