a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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