Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
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Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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