I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
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alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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