Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
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So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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