when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
The struggles of a small town man whore
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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