i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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