The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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