she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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