i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
