I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
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We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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