dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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