so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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