that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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