she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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