I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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