is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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