See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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