I wannas sexs uuuuu
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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