I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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