Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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