I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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