It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
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I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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