You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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