Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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