Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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