duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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