I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
This couple is walking their pig around campus
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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