god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
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He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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