I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
my poor anus
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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