I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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